comte_tildaneur ([info]comte_tildaneur) wrote,
@ 2005-11-06 16:16:00
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Current mood: cranky
Current music:the baritone aria from Rogherentola

i need to let it all out
i've been feeling oppressed lately. the other balrogs keep laughing at me because my flame only goes up to 24475.38 degrees celsius and because i used to date elf-women. also i spared the life of a mortal the other day.

in other news: i've been listening to roghini's opera, rogherentola. it's about my sister, the one responsible for the pompeii incident. one of the mildly cool things about being immortal is that works of art were written about one's siblings 2000 years ago.


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.letting it all out...
[info]carida_46
2005-11-06 09:53 pm UTC (link)
Not around here you won't!! We don't want more! steam.
Come to think of it, the rain might lower your temp even further and cause more hilarity for your frineds.

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[info]prophetum
2005-11-07 04:50 pm UTC (link)
Just tell your balrog friends that I, Noel, also like to date elf-women. And I am enlightened, so everything I do simply must be right.

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[info]tamf
2005-11-07 09:52 pm UTC (link)
you frogot to mention the fact that they tend to slap you after you've guesstimated them to be three millennia, not a day less.

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[info]comte_tildaneur
2005-11-08 05:54 am UTC (link)
hurgh. my lava cure was going so well up to now.

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you're boviously a sick, sick barlog.
[info]tamf
2005-11-07 09:55 pm UTC (link)
that's some temperature you're running there. isn't there some high-sulphuric lava you can eat? otherwise your flame might perish!

and by that, i'm knot just talking about those poor burnt elf-maidens that you "seduced".

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Re: you're boviously a sick, sick barlog.
[info]comte_tildaneur
2005-11-08 05:53 am UTC (link)
i'm undergoing a lava cure right now. it's quite good, although one has to be careful of one's $$^^&**((()))&^^%%, of course.

as for the elf-maidens, they loved it. or at least that's how *I* interpreted the sounds they were making.

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