terror strikes
greetings, mortals. i am count tildaneur, a balrogue or demon of terrible aspect. and i am here to issue a warning. this is not a blog a conventioally understood, but an advice column. (emphasis on the *vice*.) if you have broplems because your inlaws are appalling slobs whose cave is overrun with hmunsa (balrog-pidgin for "human scum"), or because Eru sank your island yet AGAIN, you have come to the right place. but beware! if you heed my advice, your soul will my thrall for ever. (if you DON'T heed, yet worse things may happen.) for i aim at nothing less than utter submission to my inexorable will.
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comte_tildaneur) wrote,
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