while they were having disgusting sex, there was a knock at the door. "it is i," came a hissing voice.
"egad!" said memevska. "it is lollum!"
"lollum to my friends," sneered lollum, entering the dacha. "blogolai to you."
"what do you want?" huffed blogevna.
"i'm an authorial self-insertion," replied blogolai with a sinister laugh. "this novel is a mise-en-question of the very possibilit of writing."
"how ... common," yawned blogsky.
"now i'm going to kill you all off," said blogolai. he did.
"thank blog. that was one of the most appallingly bad literary lemons i ever had the misfortune of being a character in," were blogsky's last words. he was later reincarnated in a third-rate manga; happily, that didn't last long either.
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comte_tildaneur) wrote,
predatory
