comte_tildaneur ([info]comte_tildaneur) wrote,
@ 2006-03-27 23:36:00
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Current mood: artistic
Current music:screaming victims begging me not to write this novel

my literary debut
first, an outrageously late happy birthday to jereeza. (i'm afraid i don't know how to create a link to other people's blogs.) thy gift is a year's supply of eau de Morgoule.

and now,the first chapter of my novel, which i will, coincidentally finish in a month:

chapter 1:

blogenka writhed in a disgustingly passionate embrace with blogovich, when her husband blogsky rushed in indignantly.

"not ANOTHER adulterous affair!" he kvetched. "this is getting banal!"


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[info]nobuddy69
2006-03-28 06:12 pm UTC (link)
Followed no doubt by 20-page description of growth developement of the farm livestock...

And then - the surprise visit of Cousin Memevska!

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[info]comte_tildaneur
2006-03-29 09:39 pm UTC (link)
and while we're waiting for her shocking revelations, such as that she is NOT a lesbian, and not everyone in the novel is an alcoholic, some might find this link amusing:

http://skymind.com/~ocrow/amusement/lordsp.txt

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this is getting *bana*?
[info]tamf
2006-03-28 10:24 pm UTC (link)
hroom... nah, i should have known that nothing tildeish can ever get to [info]banazir.

i'm off to have a banana.

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Re: this is getting *bana*?
[info]prophetum
2006-03-29 06:25 am UTC (link)
Better last letter overlooked than first.

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[info]comte_tildaneur
2006-04-10 04:32 am UTC (link)
chapter 2. morendissipation

memevska knocked on the door and began to bore the others with quizzes.

"let's get drunk on the booze we're all addicted to," said blogevna.

"speak for yourself," said memevska. "i prefer peyote. by the way, i'm not a lesbian; i only did it for the money."

"oh," said blogevna. "that explains a lot."

"drugs are boring," said blogsky. "let's have a deep philosophical discussion and then have some more sex."

"OK," said everyone else.



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