comte_tildaneur's JournalSaturday, July 7, 20078:25PM - the horribe, dark, deadly truth about the next HP book, which will spoil all books for everhttp://www.masquerademaskarts.com/m Current mood:  cynicalFriday, June 1, 200710:38PM - le comte est un pimpeand i don't care that that's bad french. Current mood:  mellowSaturday, December 9, 20069:52PM - le pimpe, c'est moi, or shameless plug reduxChapter 18 of The Count of Monte Fato is now up at http://count.teunc.org/montefato Current mood:  flirtyCurrent music: la Ouestmarcheillaise Saturday, October 28, 200610:06PM - who knew?lord voldemort is evidently an indefatigable blogger -- unlike me, who am an incredibly lazy one. (and yes, that is good grammar.) Current mood:  accomplishedCurrent music: Warg Lullaby Saturday, September 16, 200610:24PM - utterly shameless plugthe count of monte fato has been updated: http://count.teunc.org/montefato Current mood:  sickSaturday, August 12, 20069:33PM - what a load of lieshave these people no shame? Current mood:  blankCurrent music: sinfonia fiammifera Monday, June 5, 200611:04PM - potterologyfirstly, i will say that there's quite a lot to be said for the view asserted in alt.fan.harry-potter, that mcgonagall is evil. she did, after all, have a fairly disgusting affair with snape. and her stockings were a horcrux. but then, what, including mundungus's tobacco pipe, isn't. i'm strongly drawn to the view that the earth is a horcfrux and that the hero will have to destroy the world in order to save it. this will lead to a lot of angst, which is quite charming. Friday, May 19, 20068:54PM - Weed it and reapchapter 16 of the count of monte fato has been posted at http://count.teunc.org/montefato. Current mood:  bitchyCurrent music: rogsini's screaming victim overture Thursday, April 27, 20062:01AM - novel: chapter 4chapter 4 Current mood:  predatoryCurrent music: the hallelujah chorus Thursday, April 20, 20068:35PM - novel: chapter 3"what is the meaning of life?" said blogsky. Monday, March 27, 200611:36PM - my literary debutfirst, an outrageously late happy birthday to jereeza. (i'm afraid i don't know how to create a link to other people's blogs.) thy gift is a year's supply of eau de Morgoule. Current mood:  artisticCurrent music: screaming victims begging me not to write this novel Wednesday, January 25, 20065:56PM - holiday paradiseif you're looking for a ncie relaxing vacation from the daily grind, you can't do better than to visit our idyllic homeland and experience balrog hospitality at its fieriest: Current mood:  refreshedCurrent music: the charred human csárdás Tuesday, January 3, 20065:07PM - what is this "new year's"?it seems to occur disconcertingly often. it feels just 2.5 minutes ago that we last heard the human scu...wildlife barking about new year's. the last time WE celebrated new year's, the humans were crossing the atlantic and killing other humans, which provided a mild reprieve from our frenetic partying in mt. pele. Current mood:  awakeCurrent music: i am the god of hellfire Friday, November 25, 20059:52PM - mildly annoyingi have begun my career as a despot, and on the whole find it a highly entertaining experience. however, the mass execution for 119 people was nowhere near as amusing as it ought to have been. i am very disappointed indeed in the extremely unaesthetic performance of my employees. they claim i didn't give them enough time to train on the new techniques. whingers. Current mood: annoyedCurrent music: the arrrrrgggghghghhhhhhh chorale Sunday, November 6, 20054:16PM - i need to let it all outi've been feeling oppressed lately. the other balrogs keep laughing at me because my flame only goes up to 24475.38 degrees celsius and because i used to date elf-women. also i spared the life of a mortal the other day. Current mood: crankyCurrent music: the baritone aria from Rogherentola Monday, October 31, 200511:04PM - terror strikesgreetings, mortals. i am count tildaneur, a balrogue or demon of terrible aspect. and i am here to issue a warning. this is not a blog a conventioally understood, but an advice column. (emphasis on the *vice*.) if you have broplems because your inlaws are appalling slobs whose cave is overrun with hmunsa (balrog-pidgin for "human scum"), or because Eru sank your island yet AGAIN, you have come to the right place. but beware! if you heed my advice, your soul will my thrall for ever. (if you DON'T heed, yet worse things may happen.) for i aim at nothing less than utter submission to my inexorable will. Current mood: predatoryCurrent music: i'm dreaming of a dark downfall |
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